Saturday, October 9
actually i dun realli like the outfit i snapped yesterday.
here is a reason why: Huihui Jie jie (the lesbian/bi jie jie) friendster
i was wild and crazy... lolx. i actually wrote a 2002 word testimonial for her.
it goes like this:
Huihui ah.. I have known her since
April 2003. We didn’t start off as
friends very well. In the veri veri
first time we came into contact was
like in April. The encounter was sort
of strange because I first saw her
keep joining #SPiNX and parting. She
only started talking when I needed to
go Gold Coast for a holiday trip. She
suggested how much money I should
bring and things I should prepare.
After I came back from my vacation, I
heard from many SPiNX staff saying
that she is a talkative and spicy
lady. However, I rang up He-ShAlL-NoT-
Be-NaMeD and he told me that Huihui
(last time known as PuCcA^_^) was in
his house. I was sort of surprised in
the first place but this rude lady
snatched the phone to say “hello”. Oh
well, the very first verbal impression
is tarnished. I was sort of cautious
when I talk to this person. After a
few times talking in SPiNX, I find her
like a bot. Why do I say that? This is
due to a fact that when one normal
person is talking, she can talk like
four persons. –LaUgHiN’ OuT LoUd-
Anyway, this person provoked me and I
started to play with the /ignore
command in my IRC. Of course it ended
up that I won and she told sOmEoNe to
tell me not to ignore her. Soon,
another SoMeOnE made her to be his
daughter so I ended up calling her jIe
jIe. What a coincidence, huh? So this
is only the first part of the
testimonial on how Huihui become my
jie jie. What happened later on… It’s
the first real-life encounter with
Huihui. We met at Jurong Point. She
was carrying a bag like aH-sOh. She’s
slim and she got long hair. She simply
looks like one of my secondary
schoolmate. The name of that
schoolmate is called Judy. Oh my god I
really mistook her for Judy. So I was
treating her invisible for the first
few moments. We went to a friend’s
house to fix a computer; actually
frankly speaking, I like long hair
ladies. Therefore, I spent my time
inspecting on this person’s hair. She
kept SMSing He-ShAlL-NoT-Be-NaMeD and
we were sitting on the friend’s bed.
Suddenly the bed gave way and we
exchanged glances because a couple was
sitting on the bed. We were absolutely
sure that it was not our fault. =D Ok,
that day was quite a bad day. The
impression she left on me was like
Judy and she’s a cool person to hang
out with.
She really is a trustworthy person and
I really love her as a sister!!!! –
LaUgHiN’ OuT LoUd- Anyway, there was
once at amigal’s chalet. The chalet
was tempting because there were lots
of liquor… I remember I didn’t take
dinner, so I was easy to get drunk. I
drank one cup of pure Barcadi 151
while Huihui jie is gone to cHeOnG…
She came back sEh after Dominic helped
her to the chalet room. I saw one last
sip of Blue Sapphire Dry Gin, I
thought it was nothing so I finished
the last gulp and the dry gin was like
burning my throat. Anyway, I went up
to rest with Huihui jie jie and she
warned me not to be that naughty as
Dry Gin needs soda water. After that,
I was abit sEh. I rented an overnight
bicycle and I needed to stay with the
bike until the next day. But my head
was spinning already. She told me to
let the others to clear the bicycles
for me. I thought it wasn’t a good
idea in the first place but she
said “no nId to care about them wAn
lAa.” At first, I told her to go home
first because she also having a big
migraine due to the Lhambogini she
took. She told me, “sIaO aRh. I’m
taking you with me. How can like that
one? I cannot leave you here alone
until the first bus comes to the
chalet. I don’t care. I’m taking you.”
She really a nice person!! Just look
at what she said. So caring… She
really touched my heart man. After
that, we went to CcK’s Mc’Donalds for
morning breakfast and she was like so
haggard due to the insufficient sleep
from the previous night. I had fun
going out with this jie and at that
point in time, I already told myself
she is the best jie jie I ever had in
my life. But in her dictionary, she
got so many dears, aiais, baobeis.
Sometimes I wonder y dun haf sweetie
or sweetheart one or honey one… -
LaUgHiN’ OuT LoUd-
There was another memorable day we
hanged out together and that was the
first time I cHeOnG BoatQuay. That was
the first and last time she would
promise to bring me to BoatQuay.
Hahahaha. Actually you won’t want to
find out what happened but she really
gave me a good impression on that day
as a caring sister. It was on the
Creative’s Warehouse Sale that day
when Huihui initiated to cHeOnG
BoatQuay before we go Creative
building. I really will remember that
day quite well because it’s the first
time I cHeOnG BoatQuay. Anyhow, we
landed at BoatQuay. I remembered Momo
jie and her bf, ellen, john, isabelle
and her bf and a few people were
there. We were at Old Friend’s Place
and we ordered a Gordon Blue or is it
Gin… I really cannot remember much. I
remember I took 5 cups. I started off
quite slow but I slowly I was tAAAing
away. After that I couldn’t recall.
When I was much clearer, I only
remembered Jasmine (Sj`jAs) came to
take a tequila shot and she left soon.
After soon, Ellen explained that I was
answering a call and I went
like “Ehhh! cHeeEe bYee lAA.. Who call
sIa! HELLO?!” At first I didn’t I
believe my ears and Huihui jie jie was
like an angel. She told me not to
drink anymore. That day was quite
shocking though because I learnt that
I will anyhow shout at people after
I’m drunk.
That’s not the worse case. The worst
case is when she was sEh at Dante’s
birthday. Most of you saw her at ECP
that day. She drank quite a bit and
she really went like “Lai, wo men lai
pai zhao”. She can even fall down
after holding support of 2 persons.
And she wanted to take pictures with
people. =\ scary huh? That’s my jie
jie Huihui. I remembered that day she
could even call me when I flagged a
taxi preparing to go home, telling me
that she wanted to go home too. When
she was on the taxi, she fell asleep
immediately. Soon He-shall-not-be-
named called her hp and she could
still talk on the hp for quite
sometime.
Ok, let’s not talk about her being
sEh. She can be really good when she
hosted last time in Spinx. She’s got
the natural accent and she is really
sweet because she added in information
together when she hosted. =D
There was once when we went to SIM to
eat spaghetti. Till today, I still
can’t pronounce the name of the spag
properly. Hahahaha. She always like to
say “Where got people holiday liao
still go back school to eat spag one?
Well, I think that’s Sam lor, the siao
didi.” –LaUgHiN OuT LoUd- But I tell
you, the spag over at SIM is my jie
jie and my favourite. Heeheez. She
also said the SIM wantan mee not bad.
Eh, one day free we go makan the
wantan mee leh!~!
Let’s not talk about situation sources
anymore (ending the testimonial soon).
This jie jie of mine has a veri nice
smile. Last time I helped her take
some photographs at her house (machiam
cosplay or portfolio). She took out
her nice nice clothing to wear then I
snap photographs. One of the photos
you see now is taken by me wor…
Hahaha. The most important is the
smile. Her smile is so vibrant and
sweet. Anyone disagree will get beaten
up by me!! Her hands hor, veri small
like baby. So cute one. Sometimes I
feel like squashing and slapping the
hand. Jie jie, I never tell you before
hor? –LaUgHiN OuT LoUd- One more
thing, She got a lot of actions one,
and that’s a good point. Because when
you from far you know where she is
already. The disadvantage is a bit ah
lian lar =X It will invite numerous
glares from the crowd. Overall, her
actions are all very cute. Her
frequent words are “SHENG JING
BING”, “NI BU HUI QU SI…”, “YOU VERI
MEAN LEH”, “….LIM BEI BU JIAO HUIHUI”.
She often likes to tell me, “You don’t
step on my tail, you step on my tail
more than 3 times, that’s it man.
You’re gonna get it so badly from me
in future.” My Huihui jie jie got lots
of contacts. She really got so many
friends and dears and sometimes I
can’t recall when she says “there that
dear lor…” Haha. She is also a sporty
person and likes to talk a lot in
virtual world and reality. In virtual
world, she can make banners out of
names just when the person steps into
IRC. Like she always like to call
kiat` “kiat`errrrrrrrRRRRRR~~~~” and
she’ll call like 4 to 5 times. The
whole channel will know that kiat`
just came in. –LaUgHiN OuT LoUd- I
tell you she is really an active
person man. Even in real life, she can
be seriously talkative. On many
conferences we have last time, she
always talks about this and that. Most
of the time she will be talking. By
the way, she is an excellent singer.
She loves to sing love romantic
mandarin songs. She is the type that
likes to hug the microphone and sing
non-stop. So next time if you go to
KTV, and you are the type who doesn’t
enjoy to sing and sing, call Huihui
Jie jie to go. She can be the singer
of the day and you just dedicate a
song and she will sing for you.
Heeheez. Jie jie has certainly many
good points one.
However, she is the type who trusts
women instincts, how do I say? She
really thinks that first impression
counts a lot. (GUYS, remember well
hor!!) Decent outfit wear and correct
attitude of talking is absolutely
important to Huihui jie jie. She
really thinks that the first
impression will give her the cue
whether to befriend you or not. So
guys out there, if you wanna date my
jie jie out, remember, this is very
important hor!
Huihui jie jie doesn’t like to bring
tissue papers out. Hence, the men whom
goes out with her will bring tissue
one. (eH, for cleanliness purpose also
WaT!!) Kekekez. This girl with wide
contacts likes to go to Café Cartel to
bIo cute waiters too. Last time she,
together with a few good friends, love
to have the ‘girl outings’ to Café
Cartel to bIo these handsome waiters,
of course enjoying the sweetness of
the coffee and nice cakes too. Man, I
haven’t written such a long
composition for a long time. Anyway,
this is ending soon. I spent 2 whole
days writing this testimonial. For the
last 100 words, I’ll wish my huihui
jie jie all best for her future. I
wish she gets a rich lAoGoNg who will
have ample time and showering her
enough love she needs. I wish that she
will succeed in her education and soon
become a powerful businesswoman. I
wish that she will bore adorable and
beautiful children (male and female
also can) because she loves to
say “hello” to babies or toddlers.
Last of all, don’t lose contact with
me even though you are no longer in
SPiNX lIaO. Remember, I’m always there
for you!! You wAnNa cry, I got tissue.
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8449)
damn. >_< i miss her again.
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